Let me preface this as possibly fake news, but I had to write about something every Democrat likes to read.
The Democrats are trying to take citizenship off the ballot as a qualifier to vote in American elections. That is understandable. I have heard from their inner circles that if they manage to take this off the ballot, they are going to send fliers out to Central America and Mexico and let all foreign citizens know they can vote. You do not have to be a citizen of the United States of America. You can all vote and if you vote for our Democratic Presidential Hopeful, once we get in office, we will open all borders to our country, and you can come and go as you please. Don’t worry about chain migration. The rest of your family can come across our open access borders anytime.
Do not worry if you have not crossed the border yet. We will provide absentee ballots to all of you and once our Democrat is in office, it will be far easier for you to come to America, your land of opportunity.
No job. No worries. We will provide subsistence for you on arrival. Our welfare system, especially in California, will provide housing for the homeless and if you are a recent arrival, we will put you on the top of the list. After all, the residents who have lived here their entire life and don’t have a home really can’t escape. They must stay in California so they can be fed.
The other great thing about coming to America is that unemployment is at an all time low. Thanks to our great President Donald Trump. Don’t worry. You won’t have to work. We will put you on the welfare lines and once we have squashed all the new jobs of this administration, you won’t be able to find a job. America is paradise for new arrivals.
We also offer free healthcare to all who cross the border. And all our American citizens will keep this going with their taxes. The great thing about this is since you are not a citizen, you won’t be paying taxes. One caveat to all of this is to make sure you move to a sanctuary city and state. That would be a Democratically controlled state.
God bless America, the country you can come to and vote for what you want. You do not even have to be a citizen. Remember, vote early and vote often, the Democrats’ motto.
God bless you all from the Maverick Doctor,
Rick R. Redalen, M.D.
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Dr. Rick is a retired American physician, entrepreneur and philanthropist who has done mission work around the country and around the world. He is now on a mission to improve healthcare in America. Visit maverickdoctor.com or email him at firstname.lastname@example.org.